Boiled Eggs
Hello Terry, toothless woofie,
hello Lampard, floppy Goofy,
hello Gerrard, harmless kid,
hello Rooney, playing shit!
England’s gonna die inglorious,
jump down from the cape of hopelessness,
for the cup they’ll never see
any more in history!
From the fame hall to the yards,
I transmit my best regards!
***
My guys
Oh well, my guys, they are quite dainty,
though chopping wood is British business.
The guys are young and play so smartly,
yet in their eyes lies no forgiveness.
"Farewell, St. George! God bless St. Patrick!
The brave boys play for all the honour of thee.
Give them the Cup, won by a hattrick
of Miro Klose, Germany!"
***
To the Brits
When the hurlyburly's done,
we'll fry your eggs by setting sun,
until ya Brits weep like a nun!
Portugal, Brazil, a bore,
well, we'll show them, where's the door,
wave good-bye forevermore!
Straight to hell goes Maradona,
Don Quijote a La Mancha,
Germany will get the Copa!
***
Sunday Prayer
Oh Football-God, give us the chance
to kick the Brits to Neverlands!
Our Captain sends them right to hell,
wee Tinkerbell will ring the bell!
Schweini, just chase them in the holes,
Miro, go forward for the goals,
Özil and Poldi, teach Rooney
the classy style of Germany!
Brits, do your job and chop the wood,
your pumpkin kickin’ is no good.
We’ll sweep the saw mill waste away,
while thousand vuvuzelas play:
"Long live the boys from Germany!"
Not earlier shake-hands will be!
***
Farewell
Old England rocks
with burning socks
home to her blocks!
So go to hell,
where you belong!
We'll strike the bell
and sing along
our vict'ry song!
***
Rolling home
British boys are rolling home,
hexed and cursed and all alone.
In the pub the folks will grin,
when poor Rooney drowns in gin.
Germany goes to the finals,
and the Fifa says: "So fine is,
what good Germany has shown.
Take the World Cup for your own!"
***
Swan Song
Now the stingless bee will flutter
home to England, her old mother,
hide her face in skirts and cry.
We say: "Fuck you Argentina!!!
Herd your cattle in the Pampa
til you die, du Ochsenei!"
***
World Champion 2010
Trashed and beaten: This is England,
Argentina with the God's hand,
Portugal, Brazil and Spain!
Germany did beat the sissies,
and the world cries: "Germany is
our champion not in vain!"
Thema: Südafrika Achtelfinale 27.6.2010 (Gelesen 2260 mal)